10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it