10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• It's Free To Fold...