10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "No river, no fish."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers