10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet