10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson