10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha