10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Fold and live to fold again
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.