10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "No river, no fish."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT