10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You have to piss with the dick you have