10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.