10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.