10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth