10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is for loners.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.