10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fold and live to fold again
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss