10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo