10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• im going to 2 out you to death