10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.