10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.