10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach