10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.