10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus