10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!