10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez