10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.