10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!