10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS