10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.