10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger