10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die