10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Fold and live to fold again
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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