10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"