10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water