10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Welcome to kicker school
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.