10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.