10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom