10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth