10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]