10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
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- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword