10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine