10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS