10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.