10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim