10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Welcome to kicker school
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.