10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.