10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes