10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio