10 Random Poker Quotes

I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Poker is for fat, American losers.
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."