10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger