10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• It's Free To Fold...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.