10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.